Sunday Night on P Street

Day: Sunday 

Time: 3am  

Weather: 42 degrees F  

Attire: sweatpants (obvi)

Here I am, minding my business, reading a blog, and watching Throwdown with Bobby Flay (Pad Thai Edition).  All of a sudden SHIT GOES DOWN on P Street!  By that I mean, 10 police cruisers, 2 fire trucks, 2 ambulances, and one random barefoot girl in a sequins tank top and mini skirt.  Naturally my immediate reaction is to get up off the couch, grab my camera and start photographing the action.  And to think, I really did want to learn how to make Pad Thai! What I saw was someone taken away in an ambulance.  What remains are ONE MILLION police officers, 600 flashlights, and one enormous roll of caution tape.  Still unclear what went down, but perhaps living on a higher floor would assist in future crime scene investigation...    

Important Lesson

When relocating a leaning bookcase, it is important to first remove the books from it.  Otherwise it is an extremely severe safety hazard.    

Haircut

Today I went to the salon to get my hair cut. All of the stylists were in costume. My stylist was Trailer Park Barbie.

Mouse

There is a mouse in my apartment. It ran out from under my couch into my kitchen. When it tried to come back out of the kitchen I yelled at it. It has not been seen since.